Attitude Whatsapp Status
If “Plan 1” didn't work. Don’t worry;
the counting has infinite numbers.
I had a horribly busy day,
spent it converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans
that can accommodate your smartphones.
You're pretty, adorable & beautiful,
until your Photoshop 30 days trial expires.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
I am damn sure,
all my prayers are going in God's junk folder.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
I am not fat, I am just easier to see. I never repeat any mistake twice.
3, 4 times may be. But never twice.
My friends say that alcohol kills slowly.
Oh yes! I'm not in a hurry?
Always remember you are unique,
just like everyone else.
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of
my amazing relationship with my BED.
I am multi talented,
i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
I tried being like you,
my personality didn't like it.
When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant,
aren't you a waiter?
Men also have FEELINGS,
for example they can feel HUNGRY.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
If you can;t convince them,
confuse them.
I know i am awesome,
so i don;t care about your opinion.
If a plan didn't work,
Alphabet has 25 more letters.
I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
The quickest way to double your money is to
FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
When i was born, i was so surprised,
I didn't talk for a year and half.
DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
