Funny Whatsapp Shayari
बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!.
Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
.Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
Aaaa….chhii
Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
Ki Tanhai Mein.
Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein
Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,
Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!
Thandi Ka Ek Fayeda Hai ?
?
?
Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
?
?
Bas Ek He Fayeda Hai ?
?
?
Garmi Nhi Lagte.
HAPPY WINTER SEASON…
Uff Sardii..
Jab Upr Likha Hai K Sardi Hai
To Neechay Konsa Heater Laga
Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho….??
Winter Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark Ho…
Arz Kiya Hai
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..
Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
Hai..!!
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to
say…
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to
say…
that, “I’m not on WhatsApp”..
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..
Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai..
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai..
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai..
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..
Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Hume tumse Love hai..
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!
Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.
Please refuse na karna..
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai..
Please ise fuse na karna!!!
Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.
Aisa dostana hamara,
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.
Main kashti tu kinara,
Main dhanush tu teer,
Main matar tu paneer,
Main varsha tu badal,
Main rajma tu chawal,
Main hot tu cool,
Main april tu fool.
Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!.
Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
.Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
very funny shayari in hindi for friends
boy girl adult shayari hindi
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
very funny shayari in hindi for friends
boy girl adult shayari hindi
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Dedicated to all my drinking friends:
Arz kiya hai
Raat ko pee sharab
Toh raat kat gayi..
Din ko kiya hisaab
Toh g@@nd fat gayi..
Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..
Happy Winter
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi,
BOSSDKi pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Dedicated to all my drinking friends:
Arz kiya hai
Raat ko pee sharab
Toh raat kat gayi..
Din ko kiya hisaab
Toh g@@nd fat gayi..
Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..
Happy Winter
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi,
BOSSDKi pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…
Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii
Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
Ki Tanhai Mein.
Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein
Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,
Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!
Thandi Ka Ek Fayeda Hai ?
?
?
Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
?
?
Bas Ek He Fayeda Hai ?
?
?
Garmi Nhi Lagte.
HAPPY WINTER SEASON…
Uff Sardii..
Jab Upr Likha Hai K Sardi Hai
To Neechay Konsa Heater Laga
Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho….??
Winter Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark Ho…
Arz Kiya Hai
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..
Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
Hai..!!
