Funny Whatsapp Status
I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
Can't talk, Whatsapp only.
I never make stupid mistakes, only clever ones.
It’s horrible when your Crush’s Crush is you.
Behind every relationship there is a Whatsapp
I will marry the girl, who looks nice in her Adhaar card copy.
God is really creative, I mean …Just look at me. : P
A girl on her Whatsapp status…“Sleeping"...since 3 Days! She’s probably dead. :D
You can eat continue till 3 day.....on Whatsapp.
Just saw the most handsome and smart person when I was in front of the mirror.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, give a try to missing a couple of payments.
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I think, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
When in doubt, grumble.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
You're never too old to learn something crazy.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Ask me about my oath of silence.
Evolution: True science fiction.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. -Henny Youngman
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.-Robin Williams
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you Stupid. I really though you already knew.
I don't love the way you lie.
Sorry I missed ur call, i took too long to answer 'cause i was dancing to the ringtone.
You have girlfriend, I have brain.
Sorry, you are not pretty on the insider either.
It takes a lot for me to say I'm sorry.
Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you this morning, take me back?
I never apologize. I'm sorry, that’s just the way I am.
I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.
Please don’t walk away...I’m sorry I am so sorry, and now you’re walking away.
I’m sorry my fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Well, I'm sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
The best revenge is being yourself.
The best things in life aren't things.
Be too busy to have time for regrets
If things go wrong, don't go with them.
My last seen is to seen yours last seen.
I didn't topple, I was testing gravity... and oh yes it still works.
Puri duniya jal rhi majhab ki aag mai..
na jane fir bhi qq itni sardi pad rhi hai.
You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever!
Pain doesn’t just show up in our lives for no reason. It’s a sign that something in our lives needs to change.
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly out how far one can go. Thomas Sterns Eliot
Coins always make sounds…but paper moneys are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself silent and humble.
Fashion is about something that comes from within you.
Either you run the day or the day runs you. - JIM ROHN
A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, its based on the foundation you built together.
Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Words of art make rules; rules do not make words of art.
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that's matters for me.
Happiness is within me, in the centre of my being. I am happy now and always.
She turned he cant’s into cans and her dreams into plans.
