Love Whatsapp Status
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy!
You’re the reason behind my smile.
If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it!
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
Your LOVE and My EFFORT together will conquer the WORLD.
LOVE THE ONE WHO MAKES UR WORLD BEAUTIFUL
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
No one realizes the beauty of love, until you’re caught in it.
I started beliving in LOVE wen u said 4 the 1st time tat LOVE is BEAUTIFUL THING
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind
I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
LOVE looks not with the eyes,but with THE SOUL
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away…
When You Are Crying.!! Think About Her And You Smile..
Wanna Hug Yuh soo tight…That even air couldn’t fill the space between us
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
An Eye with Dust ‘n A Heart with Trust Always Cries
If life really does flash before your eyes, I only want to see pictures of you and me
Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
If you love me raise your hand & you don’t then raise your standard.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be.If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
If love was easy, there would be almost no music.
The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
Love is master key that is capable of opening a gate of happiness.
Friendship is not a big thing …. it’s a million little things.
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number
Love is not what you can receive,it’s all about what you can give.
I Know I’m Not Perfect,But There Is No Defect In My Love
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life..Don’t Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That.
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love.
Don’t TRUST too much , don’t LOVE too much , don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much !
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable
Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
When I said .. I love you .. I meant it.
The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time you remember it!
Love is cute when it’s new, but love is most beautiful when it lasts.
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist
Of course it’s possible to love a human being if you don’t know them too well.
The quickest way to receive love is to give love
Even when someone breaks it to you gently, it’s still possible to be crushed.
Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
We realise the value of life increases only after it is lost.
Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.
A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything.
I Love U Dear With Every Beat Of My Heart.
I kept my heart strong like Iron but, I didn’t know that your heart is a magnet
my worst enemy is my heart because it is mine,but beats for you only
The beauty of a woman is seen within her eyes because it’s the doorway to her heart where her love resides.
I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
Love your Love So Much, That you don’t have to ask.. “WITH WHOM YOU WERE?”
I’m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
There are million things in the world I want, but all I need is you.
To the world you maybe but one, but to one you might be the world.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Love is when you tell a guy you love his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is worth won’t make you cry.
If I’m wired with you. I like you.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
I am someone else when I’m with you, someone more like myself.
Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.
Love doesn’t make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.
