Attitude Status for Boys
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
Friends are the family you choose
Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
