Best Attitude Status for Whatsapp
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT
Attitude is like underwear- don’t show it just wore it J
So you’re checking my status… :D
My _|_ salutes you.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t ;)
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
