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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs… –
You have a point. It’s just not very sharp
Does anyone know any bad guys I can turn in for a cash reward? Let me know
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
Life hack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, “Now thats-a spicy meatball!” people will learn not to ask you things.
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally
Why do cops ask us why we think they pulled us over? It’s their job. I don’t go to the station and ask why they think I created a powerpoint.
They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough.
Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonder why I waste my time.
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back, everything is different.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
Man is at his best when doing what he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.
Trust is like paper once crumpled it can never be perfect again.
Wise men talk because they have something to say fools talk bcoz they have to say something.
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
I love texting instead of phone calls because it gives me more time to think what to say.
“Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par hum ‘Kimat’ se nahi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.”
“Aye bekhabar, Itna bhi apni jeet par gumaan na kar, Shahar mein teri Jeet se jyada charchey hamari Haar ke hai.”
“Thik hai Badal jao tum, Lekin ye yaad rakhna ki hum Badal gaye, to tum Karvatey badalte rahe jaogi.”
” ‘Baat’ unki hoti hai, Jinme koi ‘Baat’ hoti hai”
“Ye to Humne Duniyadari ki chadar Odhi hai, Jis din Dimag satka na to, Itihaas kya pura bhoogol badal denge.”
“Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.”
“Hum wo nahi jo Duniya ko salaam karey, Hum wo hai jise duniya salaam karti hai.”
“Taj Mahal hamare liye bakwaas hai, Kyu roj badalti hamari Mumtaz hai.”
“Hath mein Ghadi tum koi bhi paheno, Par waqt hamara hai.”
Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.
If you don’t get the things you love, love the things you get.
I fell in love with the most unexpected person on the most unexpected time.
Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
When you see a person without a smile, give them yours.
You’ll never find a rainbow if youre looking down.
I want to love someone whose heart has been broken so that he knows exactly how it feels and wont break mine.
Never look at what you have lost. Always look at what is left with you.
If you dont understand my silence, how will you understand my words?
Always remember that no matter how useless you feel, you are someones reason to smile.
Don’t say we are not right for each other. The way I see it, we are not right for anybody else.
A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.
Find someone who knows that youre not perfect, but treats you as if you are.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.
God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts, to help someone. But when you need help, they don’t even take a glance at you.
Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
Strong is the new beautiful.
Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.
I am a part of all that I have met.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.
.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.
Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.
You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
No surprises, my heart can’t take it.
A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
Wow, who knew life could be this amazing.
Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.
Life is simple, we make it complicated.
Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them.
sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.
You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again.
coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent.
Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing.
Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny.
Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.
If you don’t get the things you love, love the things you get.
I fell in love with the most unexpected person on the most unexpected time.
Trouble is part of your life, and if you dont share it, you dont give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
When you see a person without a smile, give them yours.
You’ll never find a rainbow if youre looking down.
I want to love someone whose heart has been broken so that he knows exactly how it feels and wont break mine.
Never look at what you have lost. Always look at what is left with you.
If you dont understand my silence, how will you understand my words?
Always remember that no matter how useless you feel, you are someones reason to smile.
Don’t say we are not right for each other. The way I see it, we are not right for anybody else.
A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.
Find someone who knows that youre not perfect, but treats you as if you are.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its strength.
God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts, to help someone. But when you need help, they don’t even take a glance at you.
Some people only listen to, and believe what they want to hear, the truth, to them, is irrelevant.
Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
Strong is the new beautiful.
Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.
Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.
I am a part of all that I have met.
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving..
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire..
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman..
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.
.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.
Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.
You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.
The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
No surprises, my heart can’t take it.
A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
Wow, who knew life could be this amazing.
Life is good, usually but at this moment, life is amazing.
Life is simple, we make it complicated.
Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them.
sometimes my fabulous ness even amazes me.
You want know about who is amazing and has the cutest smile Read the first word again.
coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent.
Life is good usually but at this moment life is amazing.
Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny.
“Tu Mohabbat hai meri isliye mujse dur hai, Zid hoti to tu shaam tak meri bahon mein hoti.”
“Hum aaj bhi apni hunar mein dum rakhte hai, Hosh ud jate hai logo ke, Jab Mahefeel mein kadam rakhtey hai.”
“Bure hai hum tabhi to jee rahe hai varna duniya jeene nahi deti”
“Wo manjeel hi badnasib thi jo hamein paa na saki, Warna jeet ki kya aukaat jo hamein thukra de.”
“Wo manjeel hi badnasib thi jo hamein paa na saki, Warna jeet ki kya aukaat jo hamein thukra de.”
“Log Mere bare mein kya sochtey hai, Ye bhi me sochne lage to, Logo ko sochne ke liye kya baki reh jayega.”
“Wo khud par gurur karte hai, To isme hairat ki koi baat nahi, Kyon ki Jinhe hum chahte hai wo kabhi Aam ho hi nahi sakti.”
“Mere bare me itna mat sochna, Dil mein aata hu Samaj mein nahi”
“Jaha se teri badshahi khatam hoti hai waha se meri navabi shuru hoti hai”
“Na Pistol rakhta hu na Churi rakhta hu, Dilwalo ka beta hu, Bas Dil mein Zigar rakhta hu.”
