New Whatsapp Status
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs
I'm the dude with cool attitude
Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
Silence is the best response to a fool.
A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
My life my rules. _|_
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
Time is precious waste it wisely.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..
Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..
I am Waiting for GF Message!
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
I don't care what people think or say about me!..
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... It's called #Sunday, please fix it !
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google... They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...
Every problem comes with some solution... If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are...
I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
'Dream' as if you'll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Whenever I find the key to success , someone changes the lock...
Life is journey. I am traveler.
Life must go on :-)
Never too busy to be happy :-)
Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
A smile suits every kind of clothes
I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
Always trying to cool my self.
Teachers Only Teach The Rules... But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day
Live ♀, Laugh ☺, Love ♥
Keep calm and enjoy life.
People with status don't need status...
never give people permission to disrespect you....
life is simple if we are simple....
Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
*Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
"FBI, Open the door!"... Uh... no ... it's cool when you break in.
Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
"Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
