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I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me.

oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!”

Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime


आई… ला… !!! ? अचानक Wi-Fi सिग्नल बंद हो गये… लगता है कि… पडोसी ने बिल नहीं भरा…!!??


Exam के सवालों के जवाब तो हर कोई देता है… लेकिन असली हीरो वो है जो जिंदगी के जवाब दे…?

“Generally” हमारी #Generation के लोग #Plan करके काम करते है… ##लेकिन मेरे जैसे Smart_लोग# काम करते करते #Plan करते है…?


Logic को कोई नहीं मानता… सबको Magic चाहिए… इसलिए तो यहाँ Scientist के बजाय Baba log मसहूर है…??

मुझे डर से डर नहीं लगता – I am not fearful of fear.?


मेरे सीने में DiL  नहीं दोस्त… जिगरा….? है जिगरा… ? और वो कभी टूट नहीं सकता…?
भरोसा भी है… हिम्मत भी है और ताकत भी… और #Pagalpan ? तो हद से ज्दाया…


Arey Pagli… हिम्मत मरने के लिए नहीं, जीने के लिए चाहिए…?
Jis रास्ते par ? शेर ke_पंजे_ho… उस par कोई chalne_की_Himmat नहीं karta…


मुश्किल तो ये है कि, “मैं अभी तक ठिक तरह से बिगड़ा भी नहीं”… और तुमने सुधारना शुरु कर दिया…?
देखभाई… हमारा तो एक ही उसूल…?

सच ना चले तो झूठ सही… और हक ना चले वहाँ लूट सही…??

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been 

finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.


अरे ‪#‎पगली‬ मेरा ‪#‎Attitude‬ तो 4G से भी जादा ‪#‎fast‬ है,
एक बार ‪#‎Click‬ करके तो देख, बिना ‪#‎Loding‬ लिए सीधे ‪#‎Dil‬ मे उतर जाऊंगा.

ज्यादा ‪#‎Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि,
मेरे ‪#‎बाल‬ भी तेरे ‪#‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.


ऐ पगली… तू Reply नही दे रही उस का Matlab ये नही की Attitude है तेरे में…. तुझे डर है की तू मुझसे प्यार ना कर बैठे .. ..

Hamare ठिकाने मे सिर्फ दो ही log कदम रखते है… जिनका फौलादी जीगर हो या जिनका zErO फिगर हो…


Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.


Those who say money can't buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.


ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ


Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.


Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.


I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.


Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.


When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.


That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..


That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)


That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like you.


The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)

Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)

That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D


That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D


As long as I have you, I will always have everything I need to be happy.


It’s amazing how one word from the right person can make you feel better in a second.


All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better.


I dont want to stay young forever b’coz if I do, I won’t be having my best dream which is to grow old with you.


It’s easy to forgive the mistakes from others. But it’s hard to rebuild the trust.


Education is the most powerful weapon, you can use to change the world.


A woman who doesn’t ask for anything DESERVES everthing.


Dear GOD, Thank you for being there when no body else was.


Its better to be alone than being with someone who makes you feel alone.


PROMISE: We break them ……. MEMORIES: They break us.


The Most beautiful thing in this world is to see your parents smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind that smile.


I think its cute when you know that someone is making an effort to make you smile.


Live your everyday of life like its the last day of your life.


I may not be good for someone but I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.


People only realize what they had after they lose it so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.


Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.


In the end you will see who’s fake, who’s true and who would risk it all for you. And trust me, some people will totally surprise you!


God does not make mistakes but he does miracles. I am one. You are too.


“शुक्रगुजार हूँ उन तमाम लोगो का, जिन्होने बुरे वक्त मे मेरा साथ छोङ दिया
क्योकि उन्हें भरोसा था कि “मैं मुसीबतों से अकेले ही निपट सकता हूँ”।

एक बात सुन पगली,
कभी मेरी आँखों में आँखे मत मिलाना,
फिर मत कहना कि ना चाहते हुए भी तूझसे प्यार हो गया…

हमारी रगों में वो खून दोड़ता है,
जिसकी एक बूंद अगर तेजाब पर गिर जाये तो तेजाब जल जाये…

“Hum aaj bhi Shatranj ka khel akele hi khelte hai, Kyu ki Dosto ke khilaf chal chalna hame aata nahi.”