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तू अपनी महेफिल में मुझे बदनाम करती है…
पर ऐ बेखबर… वो लोग मेरे पैर छूते है…
जिन्हें तू अपनी महेफिल में सलाम करती है…?
मेरे बारे में अपनी राय कायम मत करों…
क्युंकि… वक्त बदलेगा…. ? तुम्हारी राय भी बदलेगी…?
वो महोब्बत ही क्या जो Mobile ? की Battery ? ना खतम कर सकें…
इतना Attitude मत दिखा पगली…
जिस Powder से तू Mackup ? करती है…
उस Powder से मै कैरम खेलता हूँ…
ओ पगली… कितनी बार मेरी DP चेक करेगी…?
इतनी बार तो डॉक्टर भी BP चेक नहीं करता…?
बस यही एक Problem है कि साला कि…
दिल से बात करनेवालों को हम दिमाग से जवाब नहीं देतें….?
Oh no !!! Status देख रहा है… मतलब… अब तू Copy करेेगा… ? ~ Police Station… Dial ??
है प्रभु ये तेरी कैसी लिला…
जब #Ladki रोती है तो #Bahot से कारन होते है…
पर जब #Ladka रोता_है #तो ek ही कारन “Ladki”…?
Facebook पर लड़कियाँ जितना Attitude दिखाती है…
उससे ज्यादा तो सुंदर लड़कियाँ खेतों में गेहूँ काटने आती है…?
जिंदा लोगों की कदर नहीं करते दुनिया वाले…रो-रो कर याद करते मरने के बाद…?
भीड़ में खड़ा होना मकसद नही है मेरा, बल्कि भीड़ जिसके लिए खड़ी है वो बनना है मुझे !!?
अपने Screen पर इसे –> ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ <– पथ्थर से Scratch कीजिए Whatsapp Balance मिलेगा…??
Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or Mother, if it’s both, he is twice blessed.
Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person wait for the One who love your Imperfection.
If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye.
Dont lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out.
Sometimes people don’t realize what they are made of until someone shows them how amazing they really are.
One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.
The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort & convenience but how he stands at times of controversy & challenges.
I want to travel the world with two things on my hands. Camera on my right and HIS hand on my left.
As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.
Never let your failures get to your heart and never let your success get to your head.
The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.
Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
If you really love someone, TIME and DISTANCE will not make you forget them.
Never forget to say I love you if you love someone b’coz you’ll never know when it might be the last time.
The joy you bring to my life is immeasurable.
It’s amazing how few pictures can bring back so many memories.
I wanna be the last number you call late at night and the first one that you dial when you open your eyes.
I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.
I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a
dead body.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
अरे Pagli ! तेरी 1 #Smile के लिए हम “Duniya” भुला देंगे, तो सोच तेरे 1 #आँसू के लिए कितनों को सुलादेंगे…
#हम ? तो ऐसी लड़की ? पटायेंगे, जो हो सबसे #Hatke,
जिसे देखते ही #DiL को लगे 440 वॉल्ट ke #Jatke…
Jahar से ज्यादा Khatarnaak होती है मोहब्बत…?
साला… जरा-सा कोई चख #ले तो वो मर-मर के जीता है… I Hat ? Love
अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है…
उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है…?
“Shatranj ki chalo ka khouf unhe hota hai, Jo Siyasat kartey hai, Hum to Mohabbat ke khiladi hai, Na Har ki Fikra, Na Jeet ka Jikra”
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. ''Are you sitting on the remote?'' No. ''Stand up''.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
God is really creative, I mean...just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven’t worked out all the bugs yet.
If I could have anything in the world it would be to have the same finger prints as my enemy
2007: A phone that can replace your watch! 2014: Gosh, Back to watches again.
Soon apple will control our lives. We’ll have to buy iBreathe to get fresh air
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
God died for our sins, so if you don’t sin god died for nothing
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D
If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
